But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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