And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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