we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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