thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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