scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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