This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
