did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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