sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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