You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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