brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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