I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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