Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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