did you get engaged???
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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