not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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