Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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