He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Buhtt sex?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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