I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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