so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Sex in the backyard? Check.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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