its not stalking. its research.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
