At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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