I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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