i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.