Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
FUCK WHALES
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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