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(602): View more from Arizona

So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

(480): View more from Arizona

so you punched his junk, right?

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(518): View more from New York

i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.

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(904): View more from Florida

she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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(541): View more from Oregon

Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.

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(914): View more from New York

Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.

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(585): View more from New York

You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.

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