i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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