Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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