Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
my poor anus
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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