I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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