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everyone is single if you try hard enough
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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