I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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