I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
do herpes really smell.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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