I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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