Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Randomize
