I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
