So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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