My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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