she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
love makes seman taste better
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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