He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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