Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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