And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My liver just had a heart attack.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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