my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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