New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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