Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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