hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.