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• (360): View more from Washington

  i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.

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