i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.