belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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