I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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