i wish my penis had a tongue
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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