We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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