Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
dude. I can hear the air.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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