It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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