why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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