As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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